Friday, August 26, 2011

Johnny O'Bloggin's Funny Ass Friday

Three Englishman were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So one of the Brits walks over to the Mick, taps him on the shoulder, and says, "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a faggot."

"Oh really, hmmm, I didn't know that." said the Mick.

Puzzled, the Brit walked back to his buddies. "I told him St. Patrick was a faggot and he didn't care." The second Brit remarked, "You just don't know how to set him off. Watch and learn." So, the second Brit walked up to the Mick, tapped him on the shoulder and said, "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a transvestite faggot!"

"Oh really, huh, didn't know that." said the Mick.

Shocked beyond belief, the Brit went back to his buddies. "You're right, he's unshakable!" The third Brit said, "Boys, I'll really tick him off....just watch"
So the third Brit walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder and said, "I hear St Patrick was an Englishman!"

"Yeah, that's what your buddies were trying to tell me" said the Mick..............


  1. As a descendant of a lot of drunken Irishmen, I find that hilarious.

    My favorite:

    An Irishman walks out of a bar.

  2. J.O.B., I married a woman of Irish ancestry - this one always makes me laugh:

    An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road.

    A cop pulls him over. "So," says the cop to the driver, "where have ya been?" "Why, I've been to the pub of course," slurs the drunk.

    "Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few to drink this evening." "I did all right," the drunk says with a smile.

    "Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?"

    "Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk.
    "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."

  3. I knew you wuz Irish...and I'm the product of 1000 years of Irish inbreeding...I loved the joke especially after finishing my Irish 7 course gourmet dinner...a 6 pack and a boiled potato........

  4. C.S.- Good one
    Dot- That was very good as well.
    TGP- Very simple and yet very funny.