Three Englishman were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So one of the Brits walks over to the Mick, taps him on the shoulder, and says, "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a faggot."
"Oh really, hmmm, I didn't know that." said the Mick.
Puzzled, the Brit walked back to his buddies. "I told him St. Patrick was a faggot and he didn't care." The second Brit remarked, "You just don't know how to set him off. Watch and learn." So, the second Brit walked up to the Mick, tapped him on the shoulder and said, "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a transvestite faggot!"
"Oh really, huh, didn't know that." said the Mick.
Shocked beyond belief, the Brit went back to his buddies. "You're right, he's unshakable!" The third Brit said, "Boys, I'll really tick him off....just watch"
So the third Brit walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder and said, "I hear St Patrick was an Englishman!"
"Yeah, that's what your buddies were trying to tell me" said the Mick..............