A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American, and a Mexican are stranded at sea in a one man inflatable raft. Three of them must jump overboard to certain death so one can survive.
So the Frenchman stands up and says "Viva la France". Jumps overboard, and drowns.
The Englishman stands up and says "Long live the Queen". Jumps overboard, and drowns.
The American stands up and says "Remember the Alamo"....And pushes the Mexican over.