A burglar breaks into a house he's been casing for a few weeks. He creeps straight to the Master Bedroom which contains a brand new flat screen T.V. After disconnecting everything, he picks up the television and heads down the hallway.
All of the sudden he hears, "Jesus is watching". He stops, looks around, and sees nothing. He continues down the hallway, and again hears, "Jesus is watching". The burglar freezes and lowers the T.V. He can't see any movement and doesn't hear anything. So he continues down the hall. After a step or two he hears, "Jesus is watching". He sees a light switch on the wall and flips it on. All he sees is a parrot in the corner of the Livingroom.
The burglar asks the parrot, "Was that you?". "Yes", the parrot replied. The burglar sits on the arm of a couch, breathing a sigh of relief. "You scared the shit out of me.", says the man. "Sorry.", says the parrot. "So, what's your name little guy?", asks the burglar. "Killer.", says the parrot. "What kind of an asshole would name a parrot Killer?", asks the burglar. "The same asshole that named his Rottweiler Jesus.", says the parrot.