Friday, September 30, 2011

Johnny O'Bloggin's Funny Ass Friday

A little boy is sitting next to his grandpa on the porch. The grandpa reaches into the cooler and grabs a beer. The boy says, "Grandpa, can I try some of that beer?". The old man asks,"Can your dick touch your asshole?". The little boy replies "No". The old man says, "Then you're too young too drink a beer."

A few minutes later, the old man lights a cigar. The boy asks, "Grandpa, can I try that cigar?". Again, the old man asks, "Can your dick touch your asshole?". Again, the boy replies "No". The old man says, "Then you're too young too smoke a cigar."

Agrily, the boy stomps off, through the front door. A few minutes later, he comes back out, with a plate of cookies. He sits next too his Grandpa. The old man turns too the boy and asks, "Hey boy, can I have one of those cookies?" The little boy asks, "Can your dick touch your asshole?". The old man replies, "You bet your ass it can.". The little boy says, "Good, go fuck yourself, Grandma made these for me!"

1 comment:

  1. "First lady Michelle Obama told 'Regis & Kelly' she was expecting jewelry on Valentine's Day. She said it wouldn't be anything extravagant because Barack tends to be responsible when he's spending his own money." –Jay Leno

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