Saturday, September 24, 2011

Johnny O'Bloggins Funny Ass Friday (Belated yet again)

Israel is manufacturing a new automobile......................................It stops on a dime.........................Then picks it up.

6 comments:

  1. Q: What's the difference between a Democrat and a prostitute?
    A: The prostitute gives value for the money she takes.

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  2. That's not funny at all. I had an Uncle that died at Auschwitz.

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  3. He got drunk, and fell out of the guard tower

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  4. A blonde is on board a small two-seater airplane when suddenly the pilot dies.
    Not knowing how to fly a plane she grabs the radio.

    "Mayday, mayday! My pilot just died!"

    Ground control received her call for help and answers back: "Don't worry, madam.
    I'll talk you down, just do as I say. First I need you to give me your height and position."

    "I'm 5"2' and sitting in the right front seat."

    Ground control: "Repeat after me: Our Father..... who art in Heaven....

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  5. That's some funny shit...............

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  6. The guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.

    The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? He said, "Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."

    The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful! He said, 'Man, that Bob shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night."

    The third night was Fred's turn. Fred was a tanned, older cowboy, a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "Good morning!" he said. They couldn't believe it. They said, "Man, what happened?"

    He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Bob into bed, patted him on the ass and kissed him good night. Bob sat up and watched me all night."

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