Friday, October 21, 2011

Johnny O'Bloggin's Funny Ass Friday

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim, are over here.

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  1. A woman stopped by Homo Depot and picked up an immigrant laborer for some work she needed done. When she got the Mexican to her house, she told him there was some green paint in the shed, go around back and paint the porch. About an hour later, the Mexican rang the doorbell and told the lady he was finished. She was shocked, and asked him if he had painted the whole porch, to which he replied, "Si, but ees not a porch, ees a Ferrari."

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  2. "President Obama will begin a three-state bus tour. I believe the three states are confusion, delusion, and desperation. " —Jay Leno

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  3. From The Washington Times: BUMPER PATROL

    “Liberty and justice for all. (Offer not available in some areas, price subject to change.)”

    - Bumper sticker spotted in Keene, N.H.

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