Thursday, October 13, 2011

Johnny O'Bloggin's Funny Ass Friday..........(Early edition)

A married couple is driving along when they see a wounded skunk on the side of the road.
They stop, the wife gets out, picks it up, and brings it into the car.
She says, "Look, it's shivering, it must be cold. What should I do?"
Her husband says, "Put it between your legs to keep it warm."
"What about the smell?", she asks.
The husband says, "Hold it's nose." ....................................:)


  1. Today the IRS released new guidelines on how to avoid audits while Obama is the president. Number one - Don't list excessive deductions. Number two - File your return on time. Number three - Register to vote as a Democrat.

  2. Today I stopped at the lumber yard, where business is down and employees are disappearing. The manager took the day off to go golfing. Excellent example set by Obama, golf while Rome burns.