Well, last night I did something I've never done before. I committed a crime.
The suburb I live in is just west of a village called Robbins. Robbins is um, how you'd say, aaaaa, um, a sack of shit town. It's filled with welfare receiving, life disrespecting, lazy sacks of shit.
So anyway, last night, on the Southeast corner of 135th St. and Cicero Ave. , their were two armed robberies. Two men, both armed entered and proceeded too rob the local Walgreens. A third, armed with a hand gun entered the Little Ceasar's next door and proceeded too rob that store. Then, instead of heading East back home, they decided to head West, into the neighborhoods of beautiful Crestwood.
My wife, who works for Cook County found out about the helicopter and bloodhound officer heading to the scene. See, the problem with having a community that has an 83% welfare residency, is that their's no tax revenue for their own fully functioning police department. So, needless to say, we had the inside scoop.
The robberies happened around 7:30 P.M. At 8.20 P.M. the dog needed to be walked. Since we live in a condo, we can't just open up the back door. So, Mrs. O'Bloggin asked me to accompany her. My crime? I accompanied her with a mag lihght in one hand and my .45 in the other.......I can't wait to purchase my AR-15.
So why did this sequence of events occur? What possessed three young men to venture into a town filled with old people? Walk into a drugstore, and pizza chain while armed, and use the threat of violence, and death, to obtain a miniscule amount of money. Is it their socioeconomic disadvantages due to prejudice, and 400 years of oppression? Is it a lack of job programs provided by the government and the welfare system itself? Let me think......HHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMM. I got it. Maybe they're just uncivilized, lazy pieces of shit.
Oh well, Mrs. O'Bloggin, canine O'Bloggin, and myself are fine. The perpetrators are still at large. And people are still going to tell me not to be judgemental. Maybe it proves that there is a lack of job opportunities due to the refusal of the Republican party to waiver on Obama's jobs, jobs, jobs bill.
Oh, I almost forgot. The two stores that were robbed, are currently hiring.