A study of love, hate, pain, and joy.
The plane leaves Heathrow Airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His co pilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flowntogether and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate amutual dislike.Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates theauto- pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, 'I don't like Chinese.''No rike Chinese?' asks the copilot, 'why not?''You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that's why!''No, no', the co-pilot protests, 'Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That Japanese, not Chinese.''Japianese, Chinese, Vietnamese....Doesn't matter, you're all alike!'There's a few minutes of silence...'I no rike Jews!' the copilot suddenly announces.'Oh yeah, why not?' Asks the captain.'Jews sink Titanic!' says the co- pilot.'What? That's insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!' exclaims the captain, 'It was an iceberg!''Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg, no mattah...all same!!'
From "Late Night with Jay Leno", March 29, 2012:Even President Obama realizes the Obamacare thing is not looking good in front of the Supreme Court. He's starting to downplay it. Like, today, he called it "Bidencare". From "Late Night with Jimmy Fallon", January 31, 2012:A woman in Illinois is auctioning off a 2005 Chrysler that once belonged to President Obama. You could tell it was Obama's car because it gets off to a fast start and then stalls for the next three years.
Schwarzenegger has a big one,Michael J. Fox has a small one,Madonna doesn't have one,The POPE has one but doesn't use it,Clinton uses his all the time,Mickey Mouse has an unusual one,George Burns' was hot,Liberace NEVER used his on women,Jerry Seinfeld is very very proud of his,We never saw Lucy use Desi'swhat is it?A last name....... Were you thinking of something else?
Guys- Very nice.............Pal- I'll admit, I had the dirty mind. LOLOLOLOLOLLOLLOL