Friday, May 4, 2012

Johnny O'Bloggin's Funny Ass Friday.............

Individuality - Demotivational Poster
                                              Isn't that the truth


  1. That is a perfect representation of the percentage of liberals in this country.

  2. A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were interested. Both said they were very much in favor of it.

    The doctor set the pain transfer to 10 percent for starters, explaining that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.

    But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch.
    The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain transfer.

    The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor then checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.

    At this point they decided to try for 50 percent. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.

    The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain, and the husband had experienced none. She and her husband were ecstatic.

    When they got home, they found the FedEx guy dead on the porch.

  3. And I thought you were going for "The man was a Marine." HAHAHAHAHA. Fedex guy deserved it.

  4. Here's a funny video about India and Pakistan's daily border ritual.

  5. LOLOLOLOLO, good one H/Nox.

    Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect desert camping and riding trip.
    Two days before the group is to leave Rob's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.
    Rob's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.
    Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Rob sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and supper cooking on the fire.
    "Dang man, how long you been here and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?"
    "Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said 'guess who'?"
    I pulled her hands off and she was wearing a brand new see through nightie. She took my hand and took me to our bedroom. The room had two dozen candles and rose pedals all over. She had on the bed, handcuffs and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed and I did. And then she said, "now, you can do what ever you want."
    So here I am.