Friday, May 11, 2012

Johnny O'Bloggin's Funny Ass Friday...................


  1. Hello J.O.B.
    LOL....Now that's just wrong....LOL.....and I loved it. :-)

    1. Anything that is cute and evil is just wrong. But if laughing is wrong, I don't want to be right

  2. In a Richmond Virginia church Sunday morning a preacher said, "Anyone with 'special needs' who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar."

    With that, Leroy got in line, and when it was his turn, the Preacher asked, "Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you?"

    Leroy replied, "Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing."

    The preacher put one of his fingers in Leroy's ear, then he took his other hand and placed it on top of
    Leroy's head; he prayed and prayed and eventually the whole congregation joined in with great enthusiasm.

    After a few minutes, the preacher removed his hands,stood back and asked, "Leroy, how is your hearing now?"

    Leroy answered, "I don't know. It ain't 'til Thursday

  3. A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink, and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all over the place, eating everything behind the bar. Then the monkey jumps on to the pool table and swallows a billiard ball.
    The bartender screams at the guy, "Your monkey just ate the cue ball off my pool table -- whole!"
    "Sorry," replied the guy. "He eats everything in sight, the little bastard. I'll pay for everything."
    The man finishes his drink, pays and leaves.
    Two weeks later, he's in the bar with his pet monkey, again. He orders a drink, and the monkey starts running around the bar. The monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his ass, pulls it out and eats it.
    The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks.
    "Yeah," replies the guy. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures stuff first."