A plane takes off, with a Jewish pilot and Chinese co-pilot. There is a frosty atmosphere in the cockpit until eventually the Jewish pilot speaks. ‘I don’t like the Chinese,’ he says. ‘Why is that?’ asks the copilot. ‘You bombed Pearl Harbor,’ says the captain. ‘That’s why I don’t like the Chinese.’ ‘No, you got it wrong. It was the Japanese who bombed Pearl Harbor,’ explains the co-pilot. The captain replies: ‘Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese… It doesn’t matter, they’re all the same.’ Silence falls in the cockpit.
Finally the co-pilot
says, ‘I don’t like Jews.’ ‘Why not?’ asks the captain. ‘Because they sunk the
Titanic,’ replies the Chinese co-pilot. ‘No, no, no,’ the captain corrects him.
‘Jews did not sink the Titanic. It was an iceberg.’ ‘Iceberg, Goldberg,
Rosenberg… It doesn’t matter, they're all the same.’ replies the co-pilot.