Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Have a Happy and Humorous Humpday !!!!!!!!!

This was a suggestion from a buddy. I thought it fir here perfectly. Thanks again Brother.

Monday, June 4, 2012

Friday, June 1, 2012

The Winner is??????????? Drumroll Please !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Beat-Off of the month for May is......................................

The nameless girl 19 seconds into the video. I apologize for the bad quality, I took it with my I-Phone.

"I just came here to take pictures, but holding a sign is fun too"
Congratulations Jane Doe. You are the Beat-Off for the month of May.

I would like to send a special shout out to my buddy HardNox. He helped this computer illiterate bastard figure out how to post videos, and photos. Ought to be fun with my phone. E-Mail me anything you'd like to see on the blog. Thanks again Brother.

Johnny O'Bloggin's Funny Ass Friday...............

A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in evident agony.
The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. She said, "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow."
"Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be all right...I'll be fine in a few minutes," he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together at his crotch.
But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help him. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants,and she put her hands inside. She began to massage him.
She then asked him, "How does that feel?"
To which he replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell."