Dear Aaron Hernandez,
I don't have much to offer you, but whatever I have is all yours, if you just keep that wonderful number
Then Chad Johnson can change his name from Ocho-Cinco (which should really be ochenta- cinco) to Ocho-tardo
Thursday, July 28, 2011
My understanding is that pedophiles claim to have a "sickness". As if they have no choice but to download naked pictures of young children.
I must admit, up until 7 years ago, I looked at pedophiles the same as any other hardcore criminal. However, since the birth of my own child, I now hold a special place in my heart for the sickly pedophile.
I can honestly say, that 5 minutes in a N.A.M.B.L.A. convention with a full-auto assault weapon in my hands, and 7 thirty round banana clips strapped to my waist, would make me feel goooood.
Tuesday, July 26, 2011
I've seen better leadership out of those two rascals than the #1 and #3 men in charge of our country......WHAT THE F##K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Obama------Congratulations! It took you 16 seconds ( I watched it on my D.V.R.- That's how I know ) to blame the previous administration. Did I miss a meeting? Is it now called blamership? I thought it was leadership. You've been in office since January 2009. Time to start leading my man.
P.S.- How about lowering the money we spend, and raising the money we take in? You ask everyone for some sort of sacrifice, however it never seems to affect the welfare system. Do recipients need free cell phones!!!!
Boehner----- You Win!!!!!!!! You held out for 137 seconds before blaming the president for failing to reach a compromise. You have won the "Lack of Leadership" race. Two thumbs up......
P.S.- Again, how about lowering the money we spend, and raising the money we take in? Maybe a penalty tax on profits made by sending jobs to other countries. After all, American jobs have been lost, due to higher corporate profits